英语笑话：把你的钱包给我

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导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……

How much English can you speak?

    "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
    The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
    The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

    “法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。”   

    法官看了看被告，问道：“你会说多少英文？”
    被告抬起头，说：“把你的钱包给我！”